The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Eat the rich!
The Misheard: Eat the ridge!
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Real Lyric: Ooh I want you
The Misheard: Ooh I humped you
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Real Lyric: floating weightless
The Misheard: I know that you think your s**t don't stank, but I think you lying cuz I know your s**t smell like horse poo-poo
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Real Lyric: I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world...
The Misheard: i'm a long bimbo girl in the land and sea world...
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Real Lyric: love (over long beat; dragged out)
The Misheard: DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Real Lyric: Pissin' the night away
The Misheard: This and the night away
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Real Lyric: I screen my phone calls
The Misheard: i scream my phone calls
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Real Lyric: No we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
The Misheard: No we didn't light it, but the trucks will fight it
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer..
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza...
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Real Lyric: And pretend that he is Parson Brown
The Misheard: And pretend that he is fast and brown
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