The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Have you seen the saucers?
The Misheard: Have you seen the soft serve?
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Real Lyric: I was knee-high to a chicken and that love bug bit me. I had the fever with each passing year.
The Misheard: i would say hi to a chicken and i love Maude Bentley i haven't seen my wicked pants in years
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Real Lyric: You're my lover, not my rival
The Misheard: You're my llama, not my rhino
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Real Lyric: yet I still recall as I wander on as clear as the sun in the summer sky
The Misheard: Yet I stole a car as I wandered on as clear as the sun in the summer sky
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Real Lyric: I love the way you bleed inside my head
The Misheard: I love the way you breed inside my head
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Real Lyric: Standing strong forever
The Misheard: Stanley's gone forever
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Real Lyric: Feeling like I ought to sleep
The Misheard: Felling like I've got to pee
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Real Lyric: Don't stand so close to me
The Misheard: Ghost a*****e close to me
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Real Lyric: The choppa go Oscar for Grammy
The Misheard: The tropical eyes of a Grandma
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Real Lyric: So you say I got a dirty mind, I'm a mean go getter.
The Misheard: So you say I got a dirty mind, I'm a mean goat killer.
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