The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I wore cologne to get the feeling right.
The Misheard: I woke up alone to get the feeling right.
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Real Lyric: are you going to scarborough fair? parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
The Misheard: Are you going to start an affair? Parson says it's mary and i
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, da ba bee da ba die
The Misheard: i'm blue, i would beat up a guy
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Real Lyric: Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
The Misheard: Put it in your panties with your cupcakes
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Real Lyric: Business men they drink my wine, Plow men dig my earth
The Misheard: Business men the drink my wine, Come and take my herb
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds, dun der gee!
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Real Lyric: You can dance, You can jive
The Misheard: You can dance, You can jump high
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Real Lyric: You're The One That I Want
The Misheard: Die Badewanne ist voll... (the bath tub is full)
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai
The Misheard: I'm blue, If was green I would die If was green I would die
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Real Lyric: With the lights out it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My Libido Yay, a denial
The Misheard: Where the lights are, this is dangerous Here we are now, entertain us Life is stupid, and contagious Here we are now, entertain us I'm a lighter I'm a biter I'm a skater I'm a beater Yeah! I'm in denial
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