The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Stroke me, stroke me
The Misheard: Strongman, Strongman!
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Real Lyric: Stepped on a pop top. Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.
The Misheard: Stepped on a pop tart. Stuck to my heel, had to cruise on back home.
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Real Lyric: Girl, you have no faith in medicine.
The Misheard: Girl, you have no taste in medicine.
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Real Lyric: All the leaves are brown And the sky is grey
The Misheard: Odour leaves the ground And the sky is grey
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Real Lyric: we dont need no education,we dont need no thought controll
The Misheard: ee-ya ee-ya education,ee-ya ee-ya motion hall
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Real Lyric: Tonight you calm my restlessness
The Misheard: Tonight you call my breasts "love snacks"
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Real Lyric: I summon fish to the dish, although I like the chalet swiss I like the sushi cause its never touched a frying pan
The Misheard: I summon fish to the dish, although I like the shell. It's just that, I like sushi cause it's never touched the frying pan.
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: Olives are seals
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal
The Misheard: 'Cause I'm feelin like a brazen whore
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Real Lyric: Riot shields, voodoo economics, It's just business, cattle prods and the I.M.F. I trust I can rely on your vote.
The Misheard: Buy your shoes, put'em in the mummy It's just business, caught up in the eye, eye, yeah If I trust I can rely on the most
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