The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: i've been kissed by a rose on the grave
The Misheard: i've been kissed on the nose by a gay
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Real Lyric: My mother was a tailor She sewed my new bluejeans
The Misheard: My mother was a traitor She stole my new blue jeans.
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Release Mommy, not!
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Real Lyric: "Pappa don't preach I'm in trouble deep"
The Misheard: "Pappa don't preach I have double D's"
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Real Lyric: Does she speak eloquently And would she have your baby
The Misheard: Does she speak elliqwommy And would she help you, baby
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Real Lyric: I like the wine stains on your dress
The Misheard: I like the white stains on your breast
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Real Lyric: I like the wine stains on your dress
The Misheard: I like the white stains on your breast
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Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice
The Misheard: Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever and after, what a surprise
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Real Lyric: I wore cologne to get the feeling right.
The Misheard: I woke up alone to get the feeling right.
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Real Lyric: are you going to scarborough fair? parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
The Misheard: Are you going to start an affair? Parson says it's mary and i
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