The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You shook me all night long...
The Misheard: You took my favorite thong...
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Real Lyric: Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth
The Misheard: Been to slaughter, drink my wine Come and dig my earth
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Real Lyric: What did we ever to to these guys that made them so violent
The Misheard: What did we ever do to these guys, that made them go buy a lint
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Real Lyric: where blind men see
The Misheard: where line men see
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Real Lyric: Somewhere between the soul and soft machine Is where I find myself again
The Misheard: Somewhere between the soap and pop machines is where I find myself again.
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna keep my baby.
The Misheard: I'm gonna eat my baby.
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Real Lyric: It's enough to make kings and vagabonds Be the very best
The Misheard: It's enough to make kings out of beggar-bums. Feel very blessed!
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: Oh Ce-Ce-Cecile!
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Real Lyric: Don't go sharing your devotion
The Misheard: Down, down, shaving in the ocean
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Real Lyric: I own this land, you understand, I made myself clear
The Misheard: I understand, you understand, i made myself clear
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