The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Gee, our old LaSalle ran great
The Misheard: Gee, our old lost salary rate
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Real Lyric: You've got Bette Davis Eyes
The Misheard: You've got better days advice
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a deucer in a runner in black tights
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Real Lyric: Return To Sender
The Misheard: Return Lucinda
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Real Lyric: there's a little black spot on the sun today
The Misheard: there's a little black spot on my lung today
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Real Lyric: Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner But he knew it couldn't last
The Misheard: Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman, but he knew he was a man
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Real Lyric: Well you're where you should be all of the time, and when you're not you're with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend, wife of a close friend
The Misheard: Well you're where you should be all of the time, and when you're not you're with some underworld spy or the wife of a postman, wife of a postman
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Real Lyric: I want to feel sunlight on my face.
The Misheard: I want to feel some lead on my face.
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Real Lyric: They pave paridise, and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They pave paridise, and put up a f***ing lot
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Real Lyric: Blitzkrieg Bop
The Misheard: Letīs get fu**ed
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