The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Grandchildren on your knees, Vera, Chuck, and Dave
The Misheard: Grandchildren on your knees, Fear a trumpet, Dave!
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Real Lyric: Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt.
The Misheard: Yeah a dose of elixir just kills her!
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Real Lyric: Heres to you Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know God Bless you please Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for those who pray
The Misheard: Here's to you Mrs. Robinson she's the sluttiest Morman you will know. God Bless you please Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for hoes who pray
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Real Lyric: And I am a Material Girl
The Misheard: And I am a Cheerio Girl
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Real Lyric: and I've been wrong, i've been down, been to the bottom of every bottle
The Misheard: and I've been wrong, i've been down, been to the bottom of Harry Potter
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Real Lyric: Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep.
The Misheard: Papa don't preach, I'm in love with thee.
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Real Lyric: Businessman they drink my wine Plow men dig my earth
The Misheard: Businessman they drink my wine come and take my my herb
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Real Lyric: Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder?
The Misheard: Do you come from a land down under? Where women blow and then chunder
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Real Lyric: "The preacher talked to me and he smiled"
The Misheard: "The preacher taunted me as he smiled"
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Real Lyric: They paved Paradise, and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: Pink Paradise, put up a barking lot
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