The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: With The Birds I'll Share This Lonely View
The Misheard: White Bird Of Shed It's A Lonely View.
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Real Lyric: i think im turning japanese
The Misheard: im turning hats on knees
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
The Misheard: dirty knees and a thunder chief
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Real Lyric: She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
The Misheard: She had the cyclops eyes,telling me no lies
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Real Lyric: We could have been so good together We could have lived this dance forever
The Misheard: We could have been so good together We could have lived in bed forever
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Real Lyric: Beautiful faces, no cares in this world Where a girl loves a boy, and a boy loves a girl
The Misheard: Beautiful faces, nowhere in this world When a girl loves a boy, and the boy was a girl.
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Real Lyric: It's like a death row pardon, two minutes too late
The Misheard: It's like a death row hard-on, two minutes too late
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Real Lyric: come on Eileen (when it's sung higher, not in the chorus)
The Misheard: I want a laundry
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Real Lyric: Let's set sail with Captain Morgan
The Misheard: Let's set sail with Kathryn Morgan
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Real Lyric: We split up on a dark, sad night
The Misheard: We split up on the docks that night
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