The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Imagine all the people
The Misheard: Magic all the people
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Real Lyric: Deep greens and blues are the colors I choose
The Misheard: Sweet dreams and booze are the colors I choose
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Real Lyric: And isnt it ironic, don't ya think? A little too ironic....and yeh, i really do think
The Misheard: And isnt it ironic, dont ya think? A little too ironic....and yeh, i'm really too thick!
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Real Lyric: Free Fallin', Free Fallin'
The Misheard: Free Ballin', free Ballin'
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Real Lyric: Paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: you get a big pair of dice and put up a parking lot
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Real Lyric: I saw her today at a reception.
The Misheard: I so hurt your knee at the reception.
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Real Lyric: I got my first real six-string Bought it at the five-and-dime Played it till my fingers bled It was the summer of ’69 Me and some guys from school Had a band and we tried real hard Jimmi quit And Jody got Merried I shoulda known we’d never get far
The Misheard: I got my first real sex dream Bought it at the five-and-dime Played it till my fingers bled It was the summer of ’69 Me and some guys from school Had a battle and we tried real hard Jimmi quit And Jody got Merried I shoulda known we’d never get
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Real Lyric: I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
The Misheard: I had some dreams, there were clowns in my codpiece
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Real Lyric: 'I chop it down with the edge of my hand'
The Misheard: Mountin' b***hes as I ride her
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Real Lyric: weep not for the memories
The Misheard: don't leave no foreign memories
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