The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: 1)Scaramouch! Scaramouch! 2)Magnifico! 3)So you think you can stone me and spit in my eyes? 4)Anywhere the wind blows 5)I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
The Misheard: 1) He's got a bush! He's got a bush! 2)*cacophony* 3)so you think you can stop me and spend my eyes? 4)Hit me where the wind blows 5)I'm just a poor boy, I need it spiritually
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Real Lyric: This is a public service anouncement, this is only a test Emergency evacuation process May Impair your ability to operate machinery Can't quite tell just what it means to me Keep out of reach of children, don't you talk to strangers Get your philoshophy from a bumper sticker Warning. Live without warning Say warning. Live without warning Without. Alright. Better homes and safety self communities. Did you remember to the pay the utility? Caution Police Line You Better Not Cross! Is it the cop, or am I the one thats really dangerous? Sanitation, expiration date, question everything. Or shut up and be a victim of authority
The Misheard: This is a public sound - this announcement, This is only a test. Emergency evacuation protest. May impair your ability to operate machinery! Can't quite tell just what it means to me. Keep out of reach of children don't you talk to strangers! Pick y
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Real Lyric: Mull of Kintyre
The Misheard: I'm looking tired
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Real Lyric: we're gonna rock down to electric avenue
The Misheard: we're gonna rock on to the animal zoo
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Real Lyric: keep on with the force don't stop
The Misheard: he goes to the bus stop
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Real Lyric: And we rely on each other, ah-ha...
The Misheard: And we will lie on eachother, and f**k...
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Real Lyric: I want it that way
The Misheard: I want a fat babe
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Real Lyric: Gloria in excelsis deo
The Misheard: Gloria in aunt chelseas stable
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Real Lyric: Gina works the diner all day
The Misheard: Gina used to die of old age
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Real Lyric: "Through the hourglass I saw you, in time you slipped away"
The Misheard: "Julio Iglesias saw you,in time you slipped away"
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