The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
The Misheard: If there's a muscle and your head grows, don't be a farm cow. It's just a sprinkling for the pastry.
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Real Lyric: Crawling in my skin, these wounds will not heal
The Misheard: Crawling in the bin, these boobs taste like peanuts
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Real Lyric: life in plastic it's fantastic!
The Misheard: Wrapped in plastic it's fantastic
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Real Lyric: I can see all obstacles in my way
The Misheard: I can see all hospitals in my way
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Real Lyric: Can I play with madness!
The Misheard: Can I play With fat ass!
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Real Lyric: Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken. Your best friend always sticking up for you? Even when you know you're wrong...
The Misheard: Can you imagine your love for deep-fried chicken, You're best friend always sneaking up on you... Even when you do Tae-Bo.
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Real Lyric: The answer is blowin' in the wind
The Misheard: the hamster is blowin' in the wind
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Real Lyric: Sweet Dreams are made of these Who am I to disagree Travelled the world and the seven seas
The Misheard: Sweet Jesus Man of the Year Who am I to disagree Travelled the world and the seven seas Everybody lookin for something
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Real Lyric: Thereover, hereunder You'll never have to wonder
The Misheard: I'm over, You're under I had a big blunder.
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Real Lyric: Bells on bobtails ring Making spirits bright
The Misheard: Bells on cocktails bring Making spirits bright
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