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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Sweetness Follows

    Real Lyric: Sad but true

    The Misheard: Temperature

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: Cecilia

    Real Lyric: you're shaking my confidence daily. Cecilia, I'm down on my knees I'm begging you please to come home.

    The Misheard: You're shaking my coconuts daily. Cecilia, get down on your knees I'm begging you please to go on.

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Angie

    Real Lyric: Angie

    The Misheard: I inject

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    Artist: Pete Townshend

    Song: Let My Love Open The Door

    Real Lyric: let my love open the door

    The Misheard: let mervin open the door

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

    Real Lyric: Keep on with the Force, Don't stop. Don't stop 'till you get enough.

    The Misheard: Keep on with the Porn star stuff. Don't stop 'till you get enough.

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Panama

    Real Lyric: Panama

    The Misheard: Pain in the butt

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Misty Mountain Hop

    Real Lyric: "they asked us to stay for tea...and have some fun"

    The Misheard: "your ancestors stayed for tea and had some fun"

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    Artist: Shania Twain

    Song: That Don't Impress Me Much

    Real Lyric: I can't believe you kiss your car good night

    The Misheard: I can't believe you kiss your c**k good night.

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: 19th Nervous Breakdown

    Real Lyric: You're the kind of person, you meet at certain dismal dank affairs

    The Misheard: You're the kind of person who seems uncertain, running up and down the stairs.

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    Artist: Joni Mitchell

    Song: Big Yellow Taxi

    Real Lyric: They paved Paradise, and put up a parking lot.

    The Misheard: Hey blue eyes, put up a parking lot.

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