The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not there...
The Misheard: I wear goggles when you are not there...
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Real Lyric: Who will save your soul if you won't save you own?
The Misheard: Who will shave your hole, if you won't shave your own?
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Real Lyric: every breath you take
The Misheard: heavy brekfotek
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Real Lyric: two big horns, and a wooly jaw
The Misheard: a two bit whore, and a wooly dog
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Real Lyric: I'll Tumble For Ya
The Misheard: Otumwa Voyer
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Real Lyric: I don't think your ready for this jelly...
The Misheard: I don't think your smellly as grape Jelly
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Real Lyric: Your hand brushes mine.
The Misheard: Your hair versus mine.
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Real Lyric: Go on with the force, don't stop till you get enough
The Misheard: come on, dig a post hole, don't stop till its deep enough
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Real Lyric: Down in Suffragette City
The Misheard: Down Esophagus city
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Real Lyric: Stroke me, Stroke Me!
The Misheard: Slowly stroke me!
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