The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I feel inclined to blow my mind, Get hung up, feed the ducks with a bun.
The Misheard: I feel inclined to blow my mind, don't feed the ducks without bums.
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Real Lyric: Tell me all your thoughts on God
The Misheard: Tell me all you farts are gone
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Real Lyric: Neunundneunzig Luftballons
The Misheard: Ninety-nine Luftballons
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Real Lyric: Big legged woman ain't got no soul
The Misheard: Been layed woman ain't got no soul
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Real Lyric: Where did I go? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness
The Misheard: Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the pit of descent
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Real Lyric: I want to be just as close as the Holy Ghost is.
The Misheard: I want to be just as close as the Holy Moses.
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Real Lyric: Till the night closes in ...
The Misheard: Till the KNIFE closes in ...
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Real Lyric: Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie
The Misheard: Arthur Treacher's porcupine
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Real Lyric: ..see you make your way through the crowd.
The Misheard: See you're naked way through the crowd.
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Real Lyric: ....and being in your life is gonna change me
The Misheard: ....and peein' in your wife is kinda strange, eh?
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