The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Were laid spread out before me as her body once did All five horizons revolved around her soul And now my bitter hands chafe beneath the clouds...
The Misheard: Her Legs, or her lace spread out before me All of my horizons revolved around her soul And now my bitter hands shake beneath the clouds
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Real Lyric: how could i forget i had given her an extra key
The Misheard: how could i forget that i had given her oxen pee
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Real Lyric: let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz
The Misheard: lets cuddle up while we sniff some cat scat
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Real Lyric: Fantasy will set you free
The Misheard: Underneath the sicamore tree
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Real Lyric: Mmmbop ba duba dop ba do dop
The Misheard: Do what tell me now to do what
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the Force Don't Stop til you get enough
The Misheard: Come on to the four star Don't stop till you get enough.
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Real Lyric: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
The Misheard: Oma saw lefit way oma saw a say
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Real Lyric: You know the preacher likes the cold
The Misheard: You know the frigid ice is cold
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self defense
The Misheard: I shot the sheriff, but I swear he was wearing silky pants
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Real Lyric: She makes mean steak and she's an eyeful
The Misheard: She makes meat steak, cake and apple
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