The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning up his fuse out here alone
The Misheard: Rocket man, earning up his shoes on Terralone
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: So you impair the door
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Real Lyric: It hides a nasty stain that's lying there
The Misheard: It hides a Hershey stain that's lying there
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Real Lyric: I'm the one they feed upon...
The Misheard: I'm the one they peed upon...
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Real Lyric: These people round here Wear beaten down eyes Sunk in smoke dried faces, They're so resigned to what their fate is
The Misheard: These people round hear, Well now lies sunken foxtrot-face, They'll do better than what you say
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Real Lyric: I've been around the world, looking for that woman girl
The Misheard: I have been around the world, looking for that one-armed girl.
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.
The Misheard: Dirty deeds in a dunder jeep.
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Real Lyric: She had to heave me right across her shoulder
The Misheard: She had me pee pee right across her shoulder
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Real Lyric: Were laid spread out before me as her body once did All five horizons revolved around her soul And now my bitter hands chafe beneath the clouds...
The Misheard: Her Legs, or her lace spread out before me All of my horizons revolved around her soul And now my bitter hands shake beneath the clouds
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Real Lyric: how could i forget i had given her an extra key
The Misheard: how could i forget that i had given her oxen pee
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