The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: wonder why the right words never come
The Misheard: wonder why the dry goods never come
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Real Lyric: Like Trying to get oil from a water spout.
The Misheard: Like Trying to get off on a water spout.
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise.
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the rise.
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Real Lyric: I'm not big on social graces
The Misheard: I'm not big on Marcia Brady
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps and thieves
The Misheard: Gypsies, tramps have fleas
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Real Lyric: the four right chords could make me cry
The Misheard: the four-eyed goats could make me cry
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Real Lyric: God is the king of Israel
The Misheard: God is the king of birthday supplies
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Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle baby Come come come let me out
The Misheard: Come Come come meow
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Real Lyric: I'm Blue da ba de da ba di
The Misheard: I'm blue I just peed on a dime, I just peed on a dime
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Real Lyric: The silicon chip inside her head Gets switched to overload
The Misheard: The silicon chicken inside her head Gets switched to overload
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