The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise.`
The Misheard: Stay out of the bathroom on the right.
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Real Lyric: ...in her lonely heart thinking, if there's nothin missin in my life, then WHY do these tears come at night?
The Misheard: ...then WHY do these thieves come at night?
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Real Lyric: When you reach the bottom it's now or never
The Misheard: When I reach the botomless cup or never
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Real Lyric: Until the sun come up on Sabta Monica Boulevard.
The Misheard: Unitl the sun comes up I'm going send them a couple of farts.
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche And an odor in the night
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil set aside for meeeee oh meeeee oh meeeeeeEEEEEEEE
The Misheard: Beelzebub has a devil at his sidearm: Meeeee! oh meeeee! oh meeeeeeEEEEEEEE!
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Real Lyric: But i'm a creep I'm a weirdo
The Misheard: But I'm a tree I'm a river
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Real Lyric: Last Night I Dreamt Of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last Night I Dreamt Of Some Bagels
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Real Lyric: And I will find a place inside a laugh and separate the wheat from the chaff.
The Misheard: .. Separate the wheels from the chair.
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Real Lyric: All we are is dust in the wind
The Misheard: All the Irish dust in the wind
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