The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: How a lion becomes a mouse
The Misheard: I will go down with this s**t And I won't put my ass up and surrender
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Real Lyric: I can call you Betty And Betty when you call me You can call me Al
The Misheard: I can call you Daddy And Daddy when you call me You can call me Al
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Real Lyric: ...suddenly, it's hard to breathe
The Misheard: suddenly, a side of brie
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Real Lyric: Dear sir or madam will you read my book
The Misheard: dear sir or madam will you grease my boobies
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Real Lyric: I've got my mind set on you.
The Misheard: Watch out, I might sail on you.
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Real Lyric: pour some sugar on me
The Misheard: boys town junior army
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Real Lyric: keep on with the force don't stop
The Misheard: keep on when the boat stops
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Real Lyric: Taken' care of business
The Misheard: Taken' care of Biscuits
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Real Lyric: of the cross i bear that you gave to me
The Misheard: of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
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Real Lyric: Changes come around real soon Make us women and men
The Misheard: Changes come around real soon Think you're swimmin; and then
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