The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: In the house of stone and light And when I go I will op - open my eyes
The Misheard: In the house of stone and light And when I go with a lump of poop in my eyes
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Real Lyric: You are ahead by a century.
The Misheard: You are an ever eccentric.
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Real Lyric: Your kiss is on my list..
The Misheard: Your kiss is on my lips..
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Real Lyric: But everybody wants to put me down They say I'm goin' crazy
The Misheard: But "everybody wants a crocodile" they say, I'm going crazy.
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Real Lyric: The shareef don't like it
The Misheard: Cerebral lightning
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
The Misheard: I'm only a man, no phony rat cheese
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Real Lyric: Elegance in eloquence - for sale or rent or hire.
The Misheard: Elegance in eloquence I sail around Ohio.
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy
The Misheard: I shot sharon, but I didn't shot no debra t.
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Real Lyric: im blue, da ba dee, da ba dai
The Misheard: i'm blue, i'm in need of a guy
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Real Lyric: She drives me cazy, And I can't help myself
The Misheard: Sje drives me crazy, And I can't itch myself
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