The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Illuminate the "No's" on their vacancy sign
The Misheard: Illuminate the nose on their vacancy sign
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Real Lyric: Rich daddy left you with a parachute, voice sounds like money and your face is cute, but your daddy left you with no love, and you touch everything with a velvet glove
The Misheard: b**th daddy left you with a pair of shoes, voice salmonella and a vase of coons, butcher daddy left you with no glove, and you touch everything with a belted grub
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Real Lyric: We always hang in a Buffalo Stance
The Misheard: And God, I feel my man-s**ts coming.
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Real Lyric: Listen as the Crowds would sing... That was when I ruled the world
The Misheard: Guess what Mr. Krabs would say... That's when Winter ruled the world.
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Real Lyric: Well, I hope Neal Young will remember....
The Misheard: Well, Oatmeal Young will remember....
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Real Lyric: And when I asked her before, she said she's holding out
The Misheard: And when I asked her will ya f**k, she said she's holding it out
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Real Lyric: We're going to party...
The Misheard: We're going to potty...
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Real Lyric: And I know, she knows that i'm not fond of asking
The Misheard: And I know, she knows that i'm not from Nabraska
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Real Lyric: Candy paint on his brand new hearse, can't contain him, he knows he works
The Misheard: Candy pain on his brand new hearse, can we train him, who knows he works
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Real Lyric: I know where you hide Alone in your car
The Misheard: And I'll take you high, Baloney or corn
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