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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Linkin Park

    Song: No More Sorrow

    Real Lyric: But I'm begining to think that I've been decieved

    The Misheard: But I'd be gay to think that I've been decieved

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    Artist: Fatboy Slim

    Song: Rockerfellar Skank

    Real Lyric: Right about now, the funk soul brother

    The Misheard: Geile Braut now, the funk soul brother. ("Geile Braut" is German for "hot/horny bride", also used in colloquial speech for "sexy girl")

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    Artist: Cutting Crew

    Song: (I Just) Died in Your Arms

    Real Lyric: I just died in your arms tonight it must've been something you said

    The Misheard: I just died in your arms tonight "Du musst besoffen bestellen"

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    Artist: System Of A Down

    Song: Hypnotize

    Real Lyric: I'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my girl

    The Misheard: I'm just sitting in my garden, waiting for my girl.

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Beeswax

    Real Lyric: I got my diddly spayed.

    The Misheard: I got Manjula spayed.

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    Artist: Rihanna

    Song: What's My Name?

    Real Lyric: I need a boy to take it over

    The Misheard: I need a boy, to put in water.

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    Artist: Robert Palmer

    Song: Addicted To Love

    Real Lyric: Might as well face it your addicted to love

    The Misheard: might as well face it theres a ***k in your butt.

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Oh, You Pretty Things

    Real Lyric: you gotta make way for the Homo Superior!

    The Misheard: You gotta mke way for a homo experience!

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    Artist: Yes

    Song: Owner of a Lonely Heart

    Real Lyric: Owner of a lonely heart

    The Misheard: Omera, the lonely hut

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    Artist: Harry Chapin

    Song: Cat's In The Cradle

    Real Lyric: See you later, can I have them please?

    The Misheard: See you later, can I have a 10 please?

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