The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We are spirits in a material world.
The Misheard: We are all cereal in mama's cereal bowl.
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Real Lyric: Take a bottle.... Shake it up....
The Misheard: Take a Bible.... Shake it up....
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Real Lyric: You and me I can see us dyin' are we....
The Misheard: You and me I can see a stallion always...
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Real Lyric: Or I'll just end-up walkin', In the cold November rain...
The Misheard: Rockets in the parking, In the cold November rain...
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Real Lyric: We decided that we would have a soda
The Misheard: We decided that we would have a sword fight
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Real Lyric: Workin' for a while on a fishing boat right outside of De La Croix
The Misheard: Workin' for a while on a fishing boat right outside of Dan Ackroyd
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Real Lyric: What a feeling keep believing
The Misheard: What a feeling beats the meat in
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Real Lyric: Dig way down in your heart You're yearning, burning for some Somebody to tell you
The Misheard: Dig way down in your heart You're urine, is burning for some Somebody to tell you
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Real Lyric: Hit me with your best shot!
The Misheard: Hit me with your wet c**k!
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Real Lyric: Bringing in the Sheaves We will come rejoicing Bringing in the sheaves
The Misheard: Bringing in the sheets We will come a'waltzing bringing in the sheets
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