The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You can put your mind at ease.
The Misheard: You can butcher my knees.
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Real Lyric: I've got the deuce-deuce in the trunk of my car.
The Misheard: I've got these two dudes in the trunk of my car.
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Real Lyric: You know that gypsy with the gold capped tooth.
The Misheard: You know that gypsy with the polecat too.
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Real Lyric: Singin' "Love's a Hurtin' Thing", y'all.
The Misheard: Singin' "Love Can Hurt Your Ding Dong".
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Real Lyric: Marconi plays the mamba
The Misheard: While Tony plays the mamba
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Real Lyric: Sometimes when she looks up it seems as if she's by herself
The Misheard: Sometimes when she looks up it seems as if she spy herself
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Real Lyric: Most guys advertise by making eyes and telling lies
The Misheard: Most guys advertise by making ice and telling lies
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Real Lyric: Get The Funk Up
The Misheard: Get the Fu*K
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Real Lyric: blimpy thumps the gut bass and solos for awhile
The Misheard: lucas forms a duck face and solos for a while
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Real Lyric: (hey) (must be the money)
The Misheard: (hey) (Rock, Speed and Money)
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