The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: All i do each night is pray
The Misheard: All i use is Chinese spray
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer Tiny dancer Count the headlights on the highway Lay me down in sheets of linen Had a busy day today.
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tiny dancer Count the headlights on the highway Lay me down in cheese of Lenin We hired a president today.
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Real Lyric: Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know.
The Misheard: Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson; she's a slutty whore that you will know.
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a duece Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche You know the boner of the night
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Real Lyric: Two tickets to paradise
The Misheard: Two tickets on number nine
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Real Lyric: give me fuel give me fire give me that which i desire
The Misheard: give me five give me five give me double triple five.
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Real Lyric: Your purple prose just gives you away.
The Misheard: Your underarms just blow me away.
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Real Lyric: Slam your body down and wind it all around.
The Misheard: Somebody's down there's bodies all around
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Real Lyric: Whats love got to do with it...
The Misheard: Squats love got to doody it...
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Real Lyric: No woman no cry
The Misheard: I heard it, but I understood that w/out ANY women in the world there won't be ANY reason anymore for any 8man) crying. So me and my friends, in our puberty, we loved that song and would dance to it with tears in our eyes....
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