The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She's a good girl, loves her mama loves Jesus, and America too
The Misheard: loves cheez-its
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Real Lyric: Well those drifters days are past me now I've got so much more to think about Deadlines and commitments What to leave in, what to leave out
The Misheard: Well those drifters days are past me now I've got so much more to think about Dead nuns and hooded monks What to leave in, what to leave out
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Real Lyric: Upon the fields od barley...upon the fields of gold
The Misheard: The farmer feels her body...the farmer feels her hole
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Real Lyric: I come home from a hard day's work, and you're waiting there, not a care in the world
The Misheard: I come home from a hard day's work, and you're waiting there, how can I go on?
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: Glorified version of a pelican and Glorified version of a chemical
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Real Lyric: I love my life, I love this record and
The Misheard: I love my lava, love this record and
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Real Lyric: Peter, Paul, Mary
The Misheard: Play Beer Pong, Mary
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Real Lyric: Somewhere along in the bitterness
The Misheard: Somewhere along in Bitter Gad's End
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Real Lyric: I pray to God he hears you
The Misheard: I'm afraid I gotta kiss you
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Real Lyric: she sends out an aroma of undefined love it drips on down in a mist from above
The Misheard: she sends out a banana all over my nuts, it drips on down and it keeps to my balls
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