The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I remember when rock was young
The Misheard: I remember when ruff was young. or alternatively, I remember when rock [as in rock hudson] was young.
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Real Lyric: I may be disturbed...but won't you concede
The Misheard: I'm made out of sperm...oh won't you conceive
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Real Lyric: Killing me softly with his song...
The Misheard: Killing me softly with insults...
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Real Lyric: Hey, wait I've got a new complaint
The Misheard: Hey, wait I've got a new cobain
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Real Lyric: I'm sorry I'm not home right now, I'm walking in the spiderwebs...
The Misheard: Sorry I'm a woman now, I'm walking in the spiderwebs...
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Real Lyric: Jesus loves you more more than will know
The Misheard: She's a slutty mormon don't ya know
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Real Lyric: I'm just a man with a phony red sheet
The Misheard: I'm just a man with forty red sheep
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Real Lyric: And those that weren't forces Are the same that burned crosses
The Misheard: And those that weren't forces Are the same that burn closets
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Real Lyric: Waterloo. I was defeated, you won the war.
The Misheard: Waterloo. I was just feeding you on the wall.
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
The Misheard: She seems to have it, is he gonna touch her?!
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