The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oops I did it again
The Misheard: Oops I farted again
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Real Lyric: "All the schoolkids so sick of books, They like the punk and the metal band..."
The Misheard: "All the schoolkids so sick of books, They like to **** in the middle bed..."
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Real Lyric: My feet is my my only carriage
The Misheard: My fear is my only courage
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Real Lyric: Walking man's road
The Misheard: Walking Fran's toad
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Real Lyric: I'd like to thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you.
The Misheard: I'd like to vacuum, vacuum. Vacuum, vacuum.
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Real Lyric: "Tied to the sheets that make me be"
The Misheard: "Tied to the sheets that make me pee"
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Real Lyric: Platform ticket, restless diesels, goodbye windows
The Misheard: That one THICKET, restless diesels, goodbye windows
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Real Lyric: Can't tear me apart.
The Misheard: God give me a pie.
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Real Lyric: I love rock n’ roll So come an’ take your time an’ dance with me
The Misheard: I love rock n´ roll so come on, take a dump and dance with me
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Real Lyric: Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey Baby
The Misheard: Andy are you goofing on Alpha-Centuri?
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