The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I feel inclined to blow my mind get hung up, feed the ducks with a bun.
The Misheard: I feel inclined to blow my mind, don`t feed the ducks without bums.
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Real Lyric: A denial! (X9)
The Misheard: I'm the Nile! (X9)
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Real Lyric: Dude (look like a lady)
The Misheard: Too just f*ckin' lazy
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Real Lyric: Robert's got a quick hand
The Misheard: rabbits got quick hands
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Real Lyric: You said you can but you don't know
The Misheard: You said you're gay but you don't know
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Real Lyric: Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
The Misheard: Flying off the spool and there's nothing I can do
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Real Lyric: Walk Like an Egyptian
The Misheard: Walk like a midget can
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Real Lyric: I'm a soul man
The Misheard: I'm a snow man
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Real Lyric: Wake me up before you go go don't leave me hanging on like a yoyo
The Misheard: wake me up before you go go don't beat me up with your mighty mojo
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Real Lyric: Let the sound take you away
The Misheard: Let me soundcheck you away
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