The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Disarm you with a smile And cut you like you want me to Cut that little child Inside of me and such a part of you Ooh, the years burn
The Misheard: Disarm you with a smile And cut you like you want me to Cut that little child Sodomy is such a part of you Ooh, it burns
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Real Lyric: I've got a fast car
The Misheard: I've got a five inch c**k
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Real Lyric: Don`t tell me coz it hurts
The Misheard: Don`t tell me Cousin Huggs
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Real Lyric: cheer up, sleepy Jean
The Misheard: Gypsie bee-gee
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Real Lyric: Can't find a better man
The Misheard: Can't find the buttermilk
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Real Lyric: Somebody once told me the world was gonna hurt me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed
The Misheard: Somebody once told me the world was gonna blow me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
The Misheard: i'll bite on my reins and i'm still just rain in a cage
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Real Lyric: dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
The Misheard: dirty deeds, dunder cheek
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Real Lyric: when I feel heavy metal, and I'm pins and I'm needles
The Misheard: when I feel a thing at all, and the things that I made off
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Real Lyric: Take your passion And make it happen
The Misheard: Take your pants on And make it happen
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