The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Platform ticket
The Misheard: that fun dickhead
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Real Lyric: Rock 'n Roll just used to be for kicks
The Misheard: Rock 'n Roll just used her beaver kicks
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Real Lyric: Got my first real six string.
The Misheard: Got my first real G-string.
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Real Lyric: It's just like any fad it retracts before impact
The Misheard: It's just like candy fat - it retracts before impact.
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Real Lyric: Let's not be L7
The Misheard: Let's not be all stubborn
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Real Lyric: Just beat it, beat it... No one wants to be defeated. Showin' how funky strong is your fighter, It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.
The Misheard: Just beat it... beat it.. No one wants to be oh, beat it, Show them how funky strong is your might, It doesn't matter if your lyrics ain't right...
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Real Lyric: I'm starting with the man in the mirror, i'm asking him to change his ways.
The Misheard: I'm staring at the man in the mirror I'm wishing he would change his face...
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Real Lyric: You dont care for me,
The Misheard: You're all Japanese!
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Real Lyric: hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
The Misheard: I just m********ed with a shake up
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Real Lyric: I'm a real cool head, I'm making real good bread
The Misheard: I'm a local here, I'm making real good Brie
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