The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Roxeanne...
The Misheard: Rock Slam...
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Real Lyric: I'm your Venus.
The Misheard: I'm your Penis.
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
The Misheard: I'm only a man with forty red sheep.
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Real Lyric: And now you do what they told ya
The Misheard: And now I feel like a toastie
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Real Lyric: A lousy candle's all I found
The Misheard: A lousy camel's all i foud
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Real Lyric: Major Tom
The Misheard: Major Tongue
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba di
The Misheard: I'm blue, i'm in need of a diet
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Real Lyric: Your skin and bones turned into something beautiful.... fo you I bleed myself dry.
The Misheard: You're scared you might turn into something beautiful.... for you I make myself cry.
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Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem
The Misheard: You stretch your rest away when your suicide comes
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Real Lyric: Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
The Misheard: Like a twister I was born to walk alone
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