The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ...go screaming through the valley...
The Misheard: ...go screaming aloe vera...
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Real Lyric: Now Watergate does not bother me
The Misheard: Now when I'm gay it does not bother me
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Real Lyric: I laid a divorcee in New York City
The Misheard: I laid her there for saying New York City
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today.
The Misheard: Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer. Count the headlilghts on the highway. Lay me down where sheeps have landed. You had a field day today.
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Real Lyric: I can see clearly now, the rain is gone. I can see all obstacles in my way.
The Misheard: I can see clearly now the rain is gone. I can see all popsicles in my way.
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Felipe's not a dog
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Real Lyric: Searching for special things inside of me
The Misheard: Searching for kryptonite and sodomy
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Real Lyric: If you walkaway, walkaway Walkaway, walkaway...I will follow
The Misheard: Wonder what we're doing now, wonder what we're doing ... I will follow
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Real Lyric: Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologise a trillion times I'm sorry Ms Jackson (ooh) I am for real
The Misheard: Never meant to make your donkey cry I apologise until you die I'm sorry Ms Jackson (ooh) I am foreeeoo
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Real Lyric: Backbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out...
The Misheard: Backbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in your hottie's house...
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