The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Last night the wife said "Oh boy, when you're dead you won't take nothing with you but your soul." Think!
The Misheard: Last night the wife said "Pokoi, when you're dead you won't take nothing with you but your soul." Sing it!
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Real Lyric: You don't have to live like a refugee
The Misheard: You don't have to float like a refugee
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Felix Navidad
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Real Lyric: Come on dance or celebrate.....
The Misheard: the hulk was made by gamma rayyy
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it Sticks and stones may break my bones But chains and whips excite me
The Misheard: 'Cause I may be fat, but I'm perfectly good at it Arms in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it Sticks and stones can't break my bones Because they bounce right off me
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Real Lyric: Brimful of Asha
The Misheard: Grim poodle Basher
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Real Lyric: I'm a model you know what I mean
The Misheard: I'm a martyr you know what I mean
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Real Lyric: It used to be so nice, it used to be so good.
The Misheard: It's just a piece of rice, it's just a piece of poo.
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Real Lyric: Whoa, oh, oh, I'm on fire
The Misheard: whoa, oh, oh, Elmer Fudd
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Real Lyric: Come on and put your money where your mouth is, that's what you get for waking up in Vegas.
The Misheard: Shut up and put your money where your mouth is, that's what you'll get for waking up the neighbors.
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