The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Like a worn out recording Of a favorite song
The Misheard: Like a one-eyed recording Of a favorite song
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Real Lyric: The only gift they'll get this year is life
The Misheard: The only gift they'll get this year is rice
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Real Lyric: The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
The Misheard: Please give them lettuces leaves and cry
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Real Lyric: mmm bop ba da ba do wop do do do do do bs da da doooo
The Misheard: mmm bop big tampon do wop mmm bop big tampon doooo
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Real Lyric: This girl is half his age
The Misheard: This girl is half diseased
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Real Lyric: sweet emotions
The Misheard: e amoe shine
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamed of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I slept with some Dago...
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Real Lyric: Show me how you do it And I promise you, I promise that I'll run away with you
The Misheard: Show me how you do it And I promise you, I promise that I wanna lay with you
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Real Lyric: Into your heart I'll beat again.
The Misheard: Into your heart like Peter Pan.
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Real Lyric: bar bar bar bar barbara ann
The Misheard: bob bob bob bob bob who ran
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