The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a Deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: Revved up like a douche in the mornin' of the night
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Real Lyric: Lucy in the sky with diamonds
The Misheard: Goosey in the sky, fly down
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Real Lyric: I see a red door and I want to paint it black.
The Misheard: I see a red dog and I want it painted black. (Later I thought I'd figured it out...) I see a red dot and I want it painted black.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba de da ba di
The Misheard: I'm blue, I've been beat, I was dying
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Real Lyric: All Aboard
The Misheard: Olive Roll
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Real Lyric: just beat it,beat it,beat it, beat it! no one wants to be defeated.
The Misheard: fetus,fetus,fetus,fetus no one wants to be a fetus!
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Real Lyric: If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
The Misheard: If you don't keep your feet, you can't have any footing! How can you have any footing if you don't keep your feet?
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Real Lyric: Stayin' alive, Stayin' alive
The Misheard: Singin' toinght, Singin' tonight
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Real Lyric: The words she knows the tune she hums.
The Misheard: The words she knows, "Jim" she hums.
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Real Lyric: I've been feeding the rhythm Going to feel that power, build in you Come on, come on, help me do!
The Misheard: I've been peeing in the river! Feel that power... OW! Come on, come on, help me poo!
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