The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She was lookin' kinda dumb, with her finger and her thumb, in the shape of an "L" on her forehead
The Misheard: She was lookin' kinda dumb, with her finger in her thumb, and the shape of h**l on the forehead
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Real Lyric: He was singin' with ME yeah, ME
The Misheard: He was pingin' with MATE yeah, MATE
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Real Lyric: Shot through the heart and you're to blame...
The Misheard: shot through the heart and you're too lame...
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Real Lyric: Liberian girl
The Misheard: Librarian girl
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Real Lyric: Disappointment haunted all my dreams
The Misheard: Disappointed hardened all my dreams
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Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner
The Misheard: We go down in a line up
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Real Lyric: Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
The Misheard: Concerte jungle wet dreams tomatoes
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Real Lyric: And once it starts, the meter clicks
The Misheard: And once we suck the meaty clits
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Real Lyric: Packaging subversion...
The Misheard: Pikachu's a virgin
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Real Lyric: Voices carry
The Misheard: You're so scary
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