The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Went down to Geisha Minor
The Misheard: Somebody's vagina
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Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue Freeze Out
The Misheard: Tell the devil you can freeze hell.
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Real Lyric: I'm a Blond Bimbo Girl
The Misheard: I'm A Blond Emo Girl
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Real Lyric: Saw things so much clearer
The Misheard: Soft beans are so much dearer
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Real Lyric: Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon...
The Misheard: Sitting on a snowplow on a Sunday afternoon
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Real Lyric: We're all a part of the total scene
The Misheard: Bob Barker told me so
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Real Lyric: Blue eyed murder in a side-swiped dress.
The Misheard: Blue eyed mermaid in a sasquatch dress.
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Real Lyric: This could be your ninteenth nervous breakdown.
The Misheard: This gonna be your momma's burning pancakes.
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Real Lyric: Red, red wine
The Misheard: Rain, rain shine!
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Real Lyric: she makes a mean steak and she's an eyeful
The Misheard: she makes a mean steak, its inedible
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