The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Fire all of your guns at once, and explode into space.
The Misheard: Fire all of your come at once, and explode in his face.
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Real Lyric: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
The Misheard: Oh what fun it is to ride in a once forsaken sleigh
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Real Lyric: All your kisses still taste sweet
The Misheard: All your kisses guilty sweet
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not near.
The Misheard: I walk on gum balls when you are not near.
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Real Lyric: I feel stupid, and contagious
The Misheard: Life is stupid, and contagious
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Real Lyric: Won't you take me to...funky town!
The Misheard: Won't you take me to...monkey town!
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Real Lyric: Smooth operator
The Misheard: Who's got the red-eye?
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Real Lyric: how can you have any pudding if you dont eat your meat
The Misheard: how can you have any pudding if you dont clean your feet
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Real Lyric: Earth below us
The Misheard: Erpy Low Us
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Real Lyric: Forever in blue jeans
The Misheard: Reverend Blue Jeans
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