The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you're not near
The Misheard: I wear goggles when you're not near
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Real Lyric: Ain't Talking 'Bout Love
The Misheard: Apes Talking 'Bout Muff
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Real Lyric: "Let me go crazy on you, crazy on you. Let me go crazy, crazy on you."
The Misheard: "Let me go crazy old jew, crazy old jew. Let me go crazy, crazy old jew."
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Real Lyric: I watched with glee While your kings and queens --- Fought for ten decades --- For the gods they made
The Misheard: I watched with glee While your kings and queens --- Bought the tender cakes --- For the gods they made
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Real Lyric: You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
The Misheard: You know I'd like to keep my teenage driving age
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'll never be your big suburban
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Real Lyric: Take a look to the sky just before you die - it's the last time you will.
The Misheard: Take a look to the sky just before you die - it's an @$$ ramming whale
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Real Lyric: There goes My Hero. He's Ordinary
The Misheard: There goes my hero. He's arms are hairy
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Real Lyric: for those about to rock we salute you
The Misheard: the devils about to rock with solution
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Real Lyric: Watched It Pour As I Touched Your Face
The Misheard: Watching Porn As I m********e
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