The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
The Misheard: Dirty Dean and the dunder chiefs.
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Real Lyric: And little Early Burly came by in his curly wurly
The Misheard: And little Early Burly gave my anus skirt a whirly
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Real Lyric: Jeux sans frontières
The Misheard: She's...so *fUNky* now.
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Real Lyric: Soy un perderdor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
The Misheard: Sore from head to toe, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
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Real Lyric: Wrapped up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche, another loner in the night
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Real Lyric: Back on Earth
The Misheard: Mancow Love
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Real Lyric: But if you go carryin pictures of Chairman Mao
The Misheard: But if you go carryin pictures of Gemma Now
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Real Lyric: Slam your body down and wind it all around
The Misheard: Slam your body down cuz' wine is all around
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Real Lyric: Fire all of your guns at once, and explode into space.
The Misheard: Fire all of your come at once, and explode in his face.
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Real Lyric: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
The Misheard: Oh what fun it is to ride in a once forsaken sleigh
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