The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Mull of Kintyre
The Misheard: Bollocking Time (I don't know if I'm allowed to say that or if I should have put asterisks!)
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Real Lyric: All these things I can’t keep inside
The Misheard: All these great big f**king heaving sides
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Real Lyric: Plowmen dig my earth
The Misheard: Come and dog my herb
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Real Lyric: Gina works the diner all day
The Misheard: Gina wants to die of old age
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Real Lyric: What's in your head? Zombie, zombie, zombie
The Misheard: What's on your bread? Salami, salami, salmi
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Real Lyric: You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
The Misheard: Your tea is turning warm
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Real Lyric: Solid. Solid as a rock.
The Misheard: Salad. Salad as a rock.
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Real Lyric: Promise me I'm never gonna find you fakin'
The Misheard: Interestingly enough I keep hearing it differently even AFTER I knew the correct lyrics: Promise me I'm never gonna fly to Vegas Promise me I'm never gonna fry some bacon Promise me I'm never gonna find you naked All different at differnt points.
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Real Lyric: But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here?
The Misheard: But I'm a creep I'm a widow What the hell am I doing here?
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Real Lyric: My love has got not money, he's got his strong beliefs.
The Misheard: My love has got no money, he's got his strong valise.
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