The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Sittin', reminiscin' on the days when I had a Mustang
The Misheard: Sittin', reminiscin' on the days when I had a moustache
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Real Lyric: Every time I move I lose...
The Misheard: Every time I boogaloo, when I first come in...
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Real Lyric: All men must have someone
The Misheard: Oh Nimbus help someone
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Real Lyric: We decided that we would have a soda.
The Misheard: We decided that we would have a swordfight.
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Real Lyric: Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus Oh Oh Oh Amadeus
The Misheard: Come and see us Come and see us Come and see us Come and see us Won't you please Come and see us
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Real Lyric: and offers coming over the phone
The Misheard: and waffles comin' over the foam
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: No Dukes of Hazzard in the classroom
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Real Lyric: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you'd better run, better run, outrun my gun. All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.
The Misheard: All the other kids with wongdrop fists better run, baby run, I'll run my gun. All the other kids with the wongdrop kicks better run, baby run, faster than my father.
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Real Lyric: By the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of him Parklife
The Misheard: By the dirty b***hes, they love a bit of him Parklife
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Real Lyric: when the rainbow sets you free you'll know.
The Misheard: when the werewolf shaves you clean you'll know.
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