The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Somebody keep my balance I think I'm falling off
The Misheard: Somebody take my pants I think I'm falling out
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Real Lyric: With the lights out, it's less dangerous
The Misheard: Turn the lights out, hit the stages
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Real Lyric: duke of earl
The Misheard: duke-a-hurl
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Real Lyric: sleep with one eye open, keeping your pillow tight.
The Misheard: keep one eyed gophers,having a pillow fight.
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
The Misheard: She seems to have that ivisible top s**t
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Real Lyric: Tonight we can be as one
The Misheard: Tonight we can be tomorrow
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Real Lyric: I was kissing Valentino by a crystal blue Italian stream
The Misheard: I was kissing Valentino so I guess it was an Italian dream
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Real Lyric: Give me fuel Give me fire Give me that which I desire.
The Misheard: Give me fuel Give me fire Give me double sided zire
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Real Lyric: Mull of Kintyre
The Misheard: Bollocking Time (I don't know if I'm allowed to say that or if I should have put asterisks!)
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Real Lyric: All these things I can’t keep inside
The Misheard: All these great big f**king heaving sides
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