The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: For forty days and for forty nights,the law was on her side
The Misheard: For forty days and for forty nights I was on the cider.
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Real Lyric: No Woman no cry
The Misheard: No womb and no crime
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Real Lyric: "A material, a material, a material girl"
The Misheard: "Oh, my cereal, oh, my cereal, I'm a cereal girl!"
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Real Lyric: When the rain washes you clean... you’ll know
The Misheard: Whenever you share you'll plead you'll know
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner out in the street, Willie and the Poor boys are playing bring your nickles, tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner out in the street, Willie and the Poor boys are playing Throwing nickles at your feet.
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Real Lyric: With the birds,I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: With a bushy Tail, Im so lonely of you
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Real Lyric: ... and the bottom falls out...
The Misheard: ... in a pan-fried noodle...
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird, I wanna fly away.
The Misheard: I'm like a bird, I wanna bite your leg.
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Real Lyric: Eyes without a face
The Misheard: How's about a date?
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Real Lyric: Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head.
The Misheard: Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to mash a grape in your head.
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