The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's a brimful of Asha on the 45.
The Misheard: Queer, rude and macaroni, 45.
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Real Lyric: Here they come to snuff the rooster
The Misheard: Here they come to stuff the rooster
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Real Lyric: Like Frankie said I did it my way.
The Misheard: Like Frankie's shed I did it my way.
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Real Lyric: Band on the run
The Misheard: Ants on the rug
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Real Lyric: Underneath your clothes there's an endless story there's the man I chose there's my territory
The Misheard: Underneath your car there's an endless story there's the man I chose there's my territory
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Real Lyric: The Shoes on my feet, I bought it. The Clothes that I wear, I bought it. I depend on me.
The Misheard: The Shoes on my feet - Alf Garnett The Clothes that I wear - Alf Garnett I depend on meat.
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Real Lyric: Hey little thing, let me light your candle Cause mama, I'm sure hard to handle, now Gets Around
The Misheard: Hey little thing, let me light your candle Cause mama, I sure am the handy man Yes I am
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Real Lyric: Dreams of war, dreams of liars Dreams of dragon’s fire And of things that will bite, yah!
The Misheard: Dreams of war, dreams of liars Dreams of dragon’s fire And a baked apple pie, yah!
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Real Lyric: For forty days and for forty nights,the law was on her side
The Misheard: For forty days and for forty nights I was on the cider.
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Real Lyric: No Woman no cry
The Misheard: No womb and no crime
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