The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Stepped on a pop top
The Misheard: Stepped on a pot pie
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Real Lyric: Don't ya think that you need somebody Don't ya think that you need someone Everybody needs somebody You're not the only one
The Misheard: Don't complain if you eat somebody Don't complain if you eat someone Everybody needs to eat somebody Dodge the bullet, get down!
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Real Lyric: angel in a centerfold
The Misheard: angel in a cell phone
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Real Lyric: Go on, take the money and run
The Misheard: Go on, take the bunny and run
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Real Lyric: Karma,Karma,Karma, Karma, Karma Chameleon You Come and Go
The Misheard: come-ah come-ah come-ah come-ah come-ah Comedian Your Common Goal
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Real Lyric: New blood joins this earth And quickly he's subdued Through constant pained disgrace The young boy learns their rules
The Misheard: New blood joins this earth And quickly he's subdued Through constipated grace The young boy learns their rules
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Real Lyric: wearin' next to nothing Cause it's hot as an oven
The Misheard: wearin' next to nothing Cause it's hard as a nubbin
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the Dust
The Misheard: Another one rides the bus
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Real Lyric: Hush, hush, Keep it down now. Voices carry.
The Misheard: Hush, hush, Take it downtown, Bush is Kerry.
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Real Lyric: Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.
The Misheard: Baby I would bare you to a kiss from a rose on a grave.
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