The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: For inspiration
The Misheard: Perspiration
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Real Lyric: The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
The Misheard: And where you to, the pinecone knows
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Real Lyric: My ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend
The Misheard: s**t piss and cum and I just can't pretend
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Real Lyric: I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
The Misheard: I've been through the desert on a horse with no mane
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Real Lyric: Shake it down, Shake it down, Shake it down now
The Misheard: Shake a cow, Shake a cow, Shake a cow now
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Real Lyric: I feel so alone, gonna end up a big old pile o' them bones
The Misheard: I feel so alone, gonna end up a bagel fighting Ben Bones
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Real Lyric: The bright blessed day and the dark sacred night
The Misheard: The bright blessed day and the dogs say goodnight
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Real Lyric: Incense and peppermints
The Misheard: Incest will never last
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Real Lyric: My music hits me so hard
The Misheard: My music makes me so hard
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Real Lyric: My music hits me so hard
The Misheard: My music makes me so hard
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