The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no.
The Misheard: Don't m********e with the guy in shades, oh no.
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Real Lyric: I thought that I'd be broke without you but I'm richer
The Misheard: I thought that I'd be Bo without you but I'm Richard
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Real Lyric: Through constant pained disgrace
The Misheard: Through constipated grace
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Real Lyric: We're the renegades of funk
The Misheard: When a rat now gives a f**k
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Real Lyric: Hey jealousy listen to my heart
The Misheard: hey, chelsea, let me in your heart
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Real Lyric: Two turtledoves
The Misheard: Two turtle ducks
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Real Lyric: Two turtledoves
The Misheard: Two turtle ducks
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Real Lyric: When the working day is done
The Misheard: Wedding awake and day is time
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Real Lyric: Stepped on a pop top
The Misheard: Stepped on a pot pie
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Real Lyric: Don't ya think that you need somebody Don't ya think that you need someone Everybody needs somebody You're not the only one
The Misheard: Don't complain if you eat somebody Don't complain if you eat someone Everybody needs to eat somebody Dodge the bullet, get down!
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