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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Beat It

    Real Lyric: Beat it, beat it, no one wants to be defeated.

    The Misheard: Beat it, beat it, no one wants to see your penis.

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    Artist: U2

    Song: Elevation

    Real Lyric: I and I, in the sky

    The Misheard: Jai-alai, in the sky

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    Artist: Kenny Loggins

    Song: Footloose

    Real Lyric: Been working so hard I'm punching my card

    The Misheard: Been working so hard I'm washing my car

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    Artist: George Harrison

    Song: All Those Years Ago

    Real Lyric: All those years ago

    The Misheard: Oh, oh she's a girl

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    Artist: Bon Jovi

    Song: Living On A Prayer

    Real Lyric: Living on a prayer

    The Misheard: Living on a prarie

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    Artist: Coasters

    Song: Charlie Brown

    Real Lyric: Who's always goofin' in the halls.

    The Misheard: Who's always poopin' in the halls.

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

    The Misheard: remove that ol' douche throw it over to the right

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    Artist: Rush

    Song: Limelight

    Real Lyric: Approaches the unreal

    The Misheard: Of roaches beyond real

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    Artist: Foreigner

    Song: Hot Blooded

    Real Lyric: hot blooded, check it and see...

    The Misheard: hot blooded, jacket and seam

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    Artist: Foreigner

    Song: Hot Blooded

    Real Lyric: I'm hot blooded, check it and see I've got a fever of a hundred and three

    The Misheard: I'm hot Robbie, can't you see I've got an IQ of a hundred and three

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