The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Red, red wine goes to my head
The Misheard: Big, big bum turns peoples heads
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Real Lyric: A mulatto An Albino A Mosquito My Libido, Yeah..
The Misheard: A Potato Miss Alano A Mosquito A lumpy Doe (guitar bend noise that sounds like "AYE!")
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Real Lyric: Come and dance on on our floor,Take a step that is new.
The Misheard: Come and dance on on our floor,Take a step in the nude.
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Real Lyric: I miss my baby and her good fun.
The Misheard: I miss my baby and her good f--k.
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Real Lyric: Ooh dream weaver I believe you can get me through the night Ooh dream weaver I believe we can reach the morning light
The Misheard: Ooh train "weeba" I believe you can get me through the night Ooh train "weeba" I believe we can reach the morning light
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Real Lyric: She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
The Misheard: She put de line in de coconut, she drank 'da poo' up
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Real Lyric: Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil?
The Misheard: Can you tell a green field from a coast in rain? A smile from a wail?
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Real Lyric: Cause they're stepping on my women and they're stealing all my lines.
The Misheard: Cause they're stepping on my rhythms and they're stealing all my lines.
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Real Lyric: Mental wounds not healing Life's a bitter shame I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
The Misheard: Nipple wounds not healing Life's a bitter shame I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
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Real Lyric: Living on a prayer
The Misheard: Living on a Prairie
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