The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune, then the piper will lead us to reason.
The Misheard: And it's with her that soon, if we all call the Jew then the piper will lead us to reason.
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Real Lyric: Willy goes into a dance, and doubles on kazoo
The Misheard: Willy goes into a dance, Devil's on the loose
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Real Lyric: life in the fast lane
The Misheard: flies in the pass lane
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Real Lyric: Gonna bring you close to my lips, yeah.
The Misheard: I'm gonna make you toast tonight.
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Real Lyric: Every girls crazy about a sharp dressed man
The Misheard: Every girls crazy about a shirtless man
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Real Lyric: Top Coat, Top Hat
The Misheard: Taco, Top Hat
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Real Lyric: In da gadda da vida baby
The Misheard: Singing in a casino baby
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Real Lyric: She's got a ticket to ride, but she don't care
The Misheard: She's got a tick in her eye, but she don't care
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Real Lyric: Island Girl
The Misheard: I'm a Girl
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Real Lyric: We've got to install moicrowave ovens,
The Misheard: We've got our kickstart microwave ovens,
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