The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: 18 and life, you got it
The Misheard: 18 and life, you chowder!
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Real Lyric: Eminence Front...Eminence Front...
The Misheard: Livin' in the Butt...Livin' in the Butt...
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Real Lyric: So don't debate, a player straight
The Misheard: So don't eat paint, play it straight
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Real Lyric: You give love a bad name.
The Misheard: You need love and a bandaid.
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Real Lyric: "All your sickness, I could suck it up"
The Misheard: "OH, Lycidas, I could suck a duck."
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Real Lyric: Who watches over you?
The Misheard: Ooh, I'll jizz over you!
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a doofus, I go running in the night
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Real Lyric: Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner But he knew it wouldn’t last.
The Misheard: JoJo was a man who thought he was a woman, but he was another man.
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Real Lyric: Stand and deliver, your money or your life...
The Misheard: Stand on your lover, you monkey, I'm your wife...
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Real Lyric: Sparing his life from these monstrosoties.
The Misheard: Sparing his life from these "Walls" sausages.
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